Monthly Archives: May 2005

Disappointing

Okay, so I have an amusing joke to share, but, for whatever reason, MSN doesn’t allow me to copy and paste. The chances of me typing all of that text in here? Slim. Gates needs to get it right. Of … Continue reading

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Enjoying the Day

Wow. How can I enjoy this day? It’s 81 degrees, sunny skies with a slight breeze in Denver. Not the best news when you consider that May is Colorado’s wettest month and we haven’t received much precipitation, but when given lemons, … Continue reading

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Funny

Yesterday, driving home, I came across a car with the following bumper stickers: "You’re not Republican. You’re just uninformed." Faith can move mountains. It can also elect an idiot." "Patriot for peace." "Bush is a punk-ass chump." While all provide … Continue reading

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SUVs

So I am sitting there watching Dwayne Wade eviscerate the Washington Wizards, and a commercial for a SUV rudely interrupts. Some jackass extols the virtues of owning this particular SUV. Meanwhile I am wondering why owners of SUvs think the … Continue reading

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Nothing much

I awoke this morning feeling strangely lethargic. The idea of the morning workout seemed vividly absurd. I simply couldn’t find any reason to drag my ass out of bed, get dressed, go to the gym, lift weights, and run 4 … Continue reading

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What’s up?

Craig Clevenger said it best in "The Contortionist’s Handbook," "Wake up. Coffe. Traffic. Hell. Traffic. Home. Television. Bed." Bleak on its surface, but take a look around and you realize there is a good time to be had. So c’mon in. Take your … Continue reading

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