Monthly Archives: March 2006

Lingo

Clowns. Straight bozo. On the fo sheedo,playboy. I haven’t bought a CD since Nifty dropped The Massacre last Summer. Just wasn’t feeling hip-hop. Truly tired of hearing about the Phantom. The R&B bitches. The rims. The drive-bys. Etc. etc. etc. … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Unbelievable

Just add one megalomaniacal owner. That’s how you destroy a world-class organization like the Dallas Cowboys. Seriously, what the fuck is Jerry Jones doing? He has not done one damn thing to improve the Cowboy organization since hiring Jimmy Johnson. He … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Talking about Starbucks

Quote StarbucksThe big man’s back and he’s come with a Venti-sized indictment of the ubiquitous coffee chain. Courtesy of IFILM

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

And The Hits Just Keep On Coming

Not that you give a shit, but more children than ever are being given anti-psychotic drugs. Yep, according to the San Francisco Chronicle, more than 2.5 million children were prescribed anti-psychotic drugs. We are raising a generation of crazy people. Oh, … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Are You Serious?!

With the barrel of the gun pressed against my temple, Mr. Fatass Burgejoint insists I scarf down another of his calorically dense, saturated fat laden burgers. Demands I shove an epic sized portion of fries down my gullet. Wash it … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

NCAA Tournament

Apparently, Billy Packer believes that basketball teams from the bigger, and wealthier, conferences should get the invites to the NCAA tournament. This profound insight reposes on the premise that because they have won in the past they should always get … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Nothing much

"There was never a genius without a tincture of madness."–Aristotle. Sure, and never has there been madness without someone being completely out of their tree. Funny how the two look similar, though.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment