I received this in an Email. Thought I would share.
A study conducted by UCLA’s department of psychiatry reveals that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man will differ depending on where she is in her monthly cycle. For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with more masculine and rugged features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tend to be more attracted to man with scissors lodged in his temple with a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.